Appetizers and Wings
Monkey Bars
$13.20
Cheesy garlic bread with a side of marinara or Angry Gorilla sauce. Vegetarian.
Monster Wheels
$15.40
6 gonzo garlic knots filled with spinach-ricotta sauce topped with parmesan and garlic. Served with a side of marinara or Angry Gorilla.
Mozzarella Sticks
$13.20
6 double breaded mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara Angry Gorilla sauce.
Calamari Fingers
$15.40
Panko crust, lemon wedge, with a side of marinara or Angry Gorilla sauce.
The Crispy Dozen
$33.00
Sampler of 4 wings, 4 Mozzarella sticks, and 4 calamari fingers. Includes Rilla Ranch plus 2 additional dippers.
Meatballs
$15.40
Beef and pork, marinara, mozzarella, Parmesan, and basil.
Impossiballs
$19.80
Marinara, mozzarella, Parmesan, and basil.
Gorilla Wings
$17.60
Choose from 6pc (One flavor only), 12 pc (1-2 flavors), 24 pc (1-3 flavors), or 50 pc (1-3 flavors). All wings include Rilla Ranch. Specify any additional flavor choice in notes.
Salad and Vegetables
Cowboy Caesar Salad
$17.60
Rilla ranch, little gem lettuce, ciabatta crouton, parm, black pepper, and cherry tomato. Vegetarian.
Arugula Salad
$16.50
Balsamic vinaigrette, shaved parm, radish, red cabbage, and cherry tomato. Vegetarian but can be made vegan upon request.
Crispy Brussels
$17.60
Pomegranate Dijon dressing, crispy garlic, and dried cranberry. Vegan.
Signature Pies
16" The Kitten
$22.00
Fresh mozzarella, Parmesan, marinara, and basil. Vegetarian. Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, fresh basil, Spanish olive oil.
16" The Basic Benny
$26.40
Soppressata, Parmesan, marinara, and basil. Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, fresh basil, Spanish olive oil.
16" The Sierra Bonita
$25.30
Pickled fennel, caramelized onion, arugula, nasturtium, and marinara. Vegetarian. Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, fresh basil, Spanish olive oil.
16" The Green Monster
$29.70
Cherry bomb peppers, crispy shiitake, onion, spinach-ricotta sauce, marinara, and smoked mozzarella. Vegetarian (CANNOT BE MADE VEGAN). Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, fresh basil, Spanish olive oil.
16" The Rabbi
$33.00
Reuben pie. Pastrami, onion, Swiss, smoked kraut-chi, red cabbage, Rabbi sauce, and caraway seed crust.
16" The Big Kahuna
$30.80
Char-Siu (BBQ pork), pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno. Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, fresh basil, Spanish olive oil.
16" The Great White Buffalo
$33.00
Popcorn Buffalo chicken, bacon, jalapeno, Rilla ranch, Smoky Buffalo, smoked mozzarella, and onion. Includes 1 side of Rilla Ranch.
16" The Dude
$44.00
Kitchen sink chef's choice special. Please tell us what you don't want/can't have on your DUDE! PLEASE NOTE: The Dude may feature toppings not listed on our menu. Vegetarian/Vegan on request.
16" Abloh Pie
$31.90
"Off-White Pie." Garlic, spinach, basil, jalapeno, ricotta, smoked mozzarella, spinach-ricotta sauce. Vegetarian (CANNOT BE MADE VEGAN).
Custom Pies
Regular Base Custom Pie
$18.70
Mozzarella-provolone blend, marinara. Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, Spanish olive oil.
Angry Gorilla Base Custom Pie
$20.70
Mozzarella-provolone blend, Angry Gorilla sauce. Finished with parmesan, chili flake, oregano, Spanish olive oil.
Classic Pies
16" Cheese Pie
$20.90
Cheese blend, marinara sauce.
16" Vegetarian Pie
$27.50
Bell pepper, mushroom, black olive, onion, marinara.
16" "Pepperoni" Pie
$24.20
Soppresata, cheese blend, marinara.
16" Sausage Supreme Pie
$30.80
Spicy sausage, onion, black olive, mushroom, cherry pepper, marinara.
Crust Dippers
Marinara Dip
$1.65
Organic tomato, extra-virgin olive oil, and garlic. Vegan.
Angry Gorilla Sauce
$2.20
Habanero marinara. Vegan.
Rilla Ranch Dip
$1.65
Fresh herbs, and smoked jalapeno. Vegetarian.
Reuben Sauce
$1.65
Garlic Thousand Island. Vegetarian.
Balsamic Dip
$1.65
Dijon, garlic, extra-virgin olive oil, salt, and pepper. Vegan.
Smoky Buffalo Dip
$1.65
Fresno, smoked jalapeno, and butter. Vegetarian.
Pomegranate Dip
$1.65
White balsamic, and Dijon. Vegan.
Monster Sauce
$3.30
Spinach ricotta sauce. Vegetarian.
Combo Meals
Date Night
$55.00
Signature pie or custom pie with 2 toppings (excluding The Dude), salad OR Brussels, and 6 pc wings.
Family Combo
$104.50
Feeds 4-5. Cheese pie, signature pie (excluding The Dude) or custom pie with 2 toppings (specify toppings in notes), salad OR Brussels, 6 piece wings, monkey bars (select marinara or angry gorilla), and 2 liter.
Game Time
$176.00
Feeds 6-8. 3 signature pies (excluding The Dude) or custom with 2 toppings (specify toppings in notes), 2 salads OR Brussels, monkey bars OR mozzarella sticks (select marinara or Angry Gorilla dipper), and 24 wings
Big Game James
$269.50
(Feeds 10-12) 4 signature pies (excluding The Dude) OR custom with 2 toppings (specify toppings in notes), 3 salads OR Brussels, 2 Monkey Bars OR Mozzarella sticks, 50 wings, and 2 liter.
Drinks
Pamplemousse Lacroix
$1.65
12 oz can grapefruit sparkling beverage.
Canned Soda
$2.20
Coke, Diet Coke, Squirt, A&W Root Beer 12 oz can.
Ito En Iced Green Tea
$3.30
Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
$4.40
250 ML
Large Pellegrino
$5.50
750 ML
Coke 2 ltr
$5.50
2 liter of coca cola
San Pellegrino Aranciata Rossa
$4.40
Blood Orange sparkling beverage
Merch
T-Shirt
$27.50
Colors: white (Sz SM only), or black (Sz SM-XXL).
Black Snapback Hat
$33.00
Dessert
Hella Dark Cookie
$5.50
TCHO 81% single origin chocolate, browned French butter, Maldon sea salt.
Sandwiches
Meatball Sub
$21.90
House-made beef & pork meatballs, marinara, mozzarella-provolone blend, white American cheese, cherry peppers, parmesan, basil.
Impossiball Sub
$25.30
Impossiballs, marinara, mozzarella-provolone blend, white American cheese, cherry peppers, parmesan, basil. Substitute all cheese for vegan cheese upon request.
Spicy Cold Cut
$19.80
Capicola, soppressata, prosciutto, basil, arugula, fresh mozzarella, cherry pepper mayo.